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Post by Ex-Staff James on Aug 16, 2007 23:41:53 GMT
Right, I will start a storey and then you say the next bit, You can make it as long or as short as you want (your bit to the storey) and it should never end! Get It? (If you don't understand PM me  ) (Start) One day a purple elephant went up to a bar and ordered a... |
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Post by Chemical Obsession on Aug 25, 2007 22:38:47 GMT
martini. The elephant was suddenly inspired to be like James bond added "Shaken, not stirred," before attempting to womanise. Unfortuanately he realised that most women weren't into purple elephants, and that Bond was an idiot with gadgets. The elephant realised that he had no gadgets, and thus wanted some. Deciding that he couldn't introduce himself as 'Elephant. Purple Elephant," he decided to give himself a name. Mush consideration went into this as he stirred his martini with the olive on the stick, thus making his earlier statement void. Still, he eventually settled on 'Larry Bankman'.
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Post by Ex-Staff James on Aug 27, 2007 10:52:23 GMT
But whos this? Up walked a Teal coloured Zebra and in the background you heard somebody say 'Hats Off To The Zebras'. As the Zebra sat down the purple elephant (Larry) went up to her and said, 'Hello, can i buy you a drink?' The Zebra says, 'well, who are you' Larry replies with 'Bankman, Larry Bankman'. So the zebra decided to say...
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Post by Chemical Obsession on Aug 29, 2007 16:44:55 GMT
" Well Mr. Bankman Larry Bankman, I am the worlds greatest nose scratcher, Leonardo Da Caprio! I mean, umm, no. Geri Halliwell, almost, but not quite, the Spice Girl. Nor was I, unfortuanately, on Charmed," Geri then regarded Larry cooly and said "Gin and Tonic, please," flashign him a sweet smile. As Larry went to go get the drinks....
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Post by Ex-Staff James on Aug 29, 2007 18:25:17 GMT
When Larry went to get the drinks he saw an old friend of his and said
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Post by Chemical Obsession on Aug 29, 2007 22:02:38 GMT
"By jove! I haven't seen you in years!" and Larry brought him drinks and forgot about everything else. Meanwhile, Geri and her teal skin...
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Post by Mara on Aug 30, 2007 1:47:32 GMT
started to crawl when her arch nemesis, someone she hadn't seen in years, came into the bar. His name was...
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Post by Ex-Staff James on Aug 30, 2007 7:25:41 GMT
SlapStick, Geri ran off to the bathroom and as she ran Larry saw her and followed her. As Larry couldn't go in he was talking to her through the door and asked her what the matter was, when she told Larry, Larry decided to get out of there quick! so they both ran towards a...
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Post by Mara on Sept 1, 2007 7:46:05 GMT
big, large yellow bus with purple polka dots on it. They both got in and sighed in relief until...
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Post by Chemical Obsession on Sept 1, 2007 13:23:22 GMT
Geri's arch nemesis got on it. Mel B. Mel B laughed and laughed, his leopard skin shaking, but no one else on the bus knew what he was laughing at, so he recieced alot of funny looks. He sheepishly sat down behing Geri and Larry and whispered to them...
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